so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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