no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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