quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
This is classic penis vs brain.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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