What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
We don't watch enough power rangers
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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