We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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