can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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