I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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