Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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