i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
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