She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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