Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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