She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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