sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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