TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
I think a kid would responsible me up
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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