I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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