i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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