You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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