The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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