Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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