More tranny stories later!
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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