You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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