I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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