Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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