how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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