Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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