So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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