so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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