so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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