this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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