it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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