I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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