DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
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