Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
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