I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
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i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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