is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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