So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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