HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
It's never too late to be topless.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
MIDGETS
????
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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