we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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