I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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