don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Randomize
