we're blogging at a bar
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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