come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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