ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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