like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
