You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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