piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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