kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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