You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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