i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
just tell him i said nine months
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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