It's just like the Real World with babies
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
