Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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