gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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