im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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