Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
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No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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